Armor-Less Knight						DK
(Sung to "Saturday Night" as performed by the Bay City Rollers)

A-R-M / O-R-L / E-S-S knight!  [first two lines a capella]
A-R-M / O-R-L / E-S-S knight!

A-R-M / O-R-L / E-S-S knight!
A-R-M / O-R-L / E-S-S knight!

Gotta keep my cool, no matter what I see.
An armor-less knight; oh, what a sight!
Otherwise I'll end up as a casualty.
An armor-less knight still has to fight.
In that wizard's trap I fell,
When he cast that stupid spell!

CHORUS:	Let the dungeon denizens see how it's gonna be
		Armor-less knight, armor-less knight
		'Cause I'm mad enough, tough enough;
		Gonna find that so-and-so.
		Armor-less knight, armor-less kni-i-i-ight
		A-A-A-Armor-less kni-ight
			A-A-A-Armor-less kni-ight
				A-A-A-Armor-less kni-ight

A-R-M / O-R-L / E-S-S knight!  [first two lines a capella]
A-R-M / O-R-L / E-S-S knight!

A-R-M / O-R-L / E-S-S knight!
A-R-M / O-R-L / E-S-S knight!

Gonna find that clown who took away my steel 
An armor-less knight, ready to fight
And show him attitude that isn't "cavalier."
An armor-less knight, doin' it right
When I catch him, oh, my my
Then we'll see if wizards fly...

CHORUS

A-R-M / O-R-L / E-S-S knight!
A-R-M / O-R-L / E-S-S knight!
A-R-M / O-R-L / E-S-S knight!
A-R-M / O-R-L / E-S-S knight!
A-R-M / O-R-L / E-S-S knight!
A-R-M / O-R-L / E-S-S knight!

A-A-A-Armor-less kni-ight
A-A-A-Armor-less kni-ight
A-A-A-Armor-less kni-ight
A-A-A-Armor-less kni-ight
A-A-A-Armor-less kni-ight
[fade]