Boromir (revised 9/30/08)								DK
(Sung to "Eleanor" as performed by the Turtles)

Had a chip on his shoulder,
NobodyÕs heart was bolder.
The Fellowship needed Boromir, dearly.
He really came in handy;
His fighting skills were dandy.
But he was a dumb-ass, Boromir, clearly.

Boromir, geez, youÕre such a tool!
Acting like a senseless fool;
WerenÕt you listening this morning?
Boromir, what a piece of work!
You turned out to be a jerk
And ignored all GandalfÕs warnings.

Rather than go to Mordor,
You wanted the Ring for Gondor.
Your grasp of the problem really was narrow.
When all the orcs attacked us,
They needed target practice,
You were so nice to hold all their arrowsÉ

Boromir, howÕd it make you feel,
When the Ring you tried to steal,
Felt the promise of its powerÉ?
Boromir, if you only knew--
Of the eight of us and you--
	WhoÕd be dead within the hourÉ

Boromir, Nœmen—rean ah-hah
Boromir, Nœmen—rean ah-hah...hah